Saturday, May 23, 2009

Robot Fury(Timmy version)

Characters:
The Blue Avenger/Joe E. Bassford
Robot Fury/Robert Wolf
John White
???
Torgo
Kid
Timmy Grey

Prelude:
(We have a shot of a “WANTED” poster on the table of The Blue Avenger with a phone next to it. Someone picks up the phone and dials a number.)

???:Yes, may I speak to John White?

(Ominous music)

(Titles)

(We cut to Joe E. Bassford sitting at a desk reading the paper, Timmy Grey enters and Joe E. looks up)

Bassford:Oh hey Tim, whats up?

Grey:Just got back from photographing the robbery on 45th street. I got some great photos of the Blue Avenger.

Bassford:Sweet

Grey:Hey, I have to ask Liz a question, do you know where she is?

Bassford:Special assignment, over in Forks doing some story on vampires.

Grey:Sounds like some b-movie we . Hey good job on those Blue Avenger shots

(Out of nowhere John White walks in)

White:Bah, theres only one good shot of The Blue Avenger and that’s a gun shot the head and I should fire you and Orange for this garbage

Bassford:What do you mean, sir?

White:All this story did was glorify the Blue Avenger. Everyone knows he’s a menace. Besides how do we know it wasn’t him who turned the Owner of Evil Co. into a watermelon?

Bassford:…because The Green Jacket admitted to it?

White:Bah, he’s German and everybody knows Germans are liars. Besides he’s probably covering up for the Blue Avenger.

Grey:But why would he take him out?

White:Obviously because The Blue Avenger wants all the money.

Grey:What money?

White:Everybody knows Evil Co. is a very profitable company…

Grey(interrupting):But they’re losing to Volkswagon.

White(angered):Don’t interrupt me, like I was saying, profitable company. They work together, Blue Avenger got greedy and took him out. Now if you excuse I have a very important meeting to get to. This could be the biggest meeting of my life. So do something or your fired!

(Grey and Bassford glance at each other as White exits)

End Scene 1

Scene 2

(We find White getting out of his car. He looks at a piece of paper and walks to the door, opens it, and enters the dark room)

White:Hello? Hello? Mr. Grun? You called about the ad?

(We see a silhouette behind a desk. It presses a button and a bright light turns on and nearly blinds White)

White:Woah turn that off! Turn that off!

(We cut to the silhouette behind the light, with what appears to be a microphone by his mouth)

???:Ah, Mr. White, dearest apoligies but you must not learn my real name.

White:Well, can you at least turn the light off?

???:And allow you to see me? Please Mr. White, I’m a man of mystery. If you see who I am the mystery is gone. Now do you or do you not want to take out The Blue Avenger?

White:I do, I really do.

???:Well then I present to you the man who shall do that(he turns the light to the left side revealing Robert Wolf a muscular man wearing a pair of shorts and a tank top)

White:Is that Robert Wolf, Mr. Galaxy 2008?

???:Yes it is, he is the man I’ve hired to take out The Blue Avenger,

Wolf:Wait, you said we were going for ice cream?

???:No your confuzzled!

(He gets hit in the head with a stick from behind)

White(stunned):Did you just do that to him?

???:No, that was my trusty servant. Step forward.

(From the shadows emerges Torgo)

White(noticing his knees):Who is he?

Torgo:My name is Torgo, I take care of the place while the Master is away.

White:Are you the master?

???:Not the master per se, but I am the Master of my Domain, if you catch my drift.

White(looking confused):I don’t

???:it’s a Seinfeld reference.

White:I don’t watch sitcoms.

???:I can tell

White:Well anyways can you just tell me what this plan is?

???:You see Mr. White, recently I have acquired technology that will turn Mr. Wolf into a robotic machine.

White:Proof or it doesn’t exist.

???:Alright then, Torgo take Mr. Wolf and tie him to that.

Torgo:Yes master

(Torgo does this)

???:Now Mr. White, watch as a man turns to machine.

(??? Presses the button and we hear science lab type sounds. While this is transpiring, we show White with a stunned face, that turns into an evil smile)

End Scene 1

Scene 2

(We find Mr. White re-entering his office as Orange and Bassford are playing a game)

White:What are you two doing?

Grey:Something?

White:What did I say before I leave?

Bassford:To do something

White:Smart-alec, you’re both fired! No wait, you’re hired. I need the both of you

Grey:For?

White:An assignment, theres a man or shall I say machine challenging The Blue Avenger to a fight. He calls himself, “Robot Fury”. Grey I want you to do a write-up on this and Bassford, take photos.

Grey and Bassford(at the same time):Alright….I can’t

White:You can’t? What do you mean, you can’t?

Bassford:I have a dentist appointment

White:Fine, I’ll do it. I can’t wait for Robot Fury to destroy him anyways, and I want a ringside seat. Come on Grey, lets watch the execution of a tyrant.

(They exit)

Bassford:We’ll see what Robot Fury is all about.

End Scene 2

Scene 3

(We cut to a huge area where we find a bunch of people crowded around. We see Robot Fury standing with his head down. When suddenly in front of the camera, The Blue Avenger enters)

Bassford:Alright, everybody. Have no fear the Blue Avenger is here.

White(in crowd):Boo! Boo! Boo!

Bassford:Now if you excuse I must take care of this thing.

(He walks up to Robot Fury)

Bassford:So they call Robot Fury, eh? Well they call me The Blue Avenger,(after he says “Avenger”, we show a shot of Robot Fury’s head lifting up and eyes turning red)I fight for(Robot Fury begins punching him sending him backwards)

Robot Fury:Robot Fury Robot Fury

Bassford(as this continues):Hey I didn’t finish what I was…

Robot Fury:Robot Fury Robot Fury Robot Fury

Bassford:Stop that

(He grabs Robot Fury’s hands, but Robot Fury keeps punching causing Blue Avenger’s own fists to hit him)

Bassford:I can’t overpower him, he’s too strong.

(We cut to Grey and White watching this transpire)

Grey:Jeez, John this is awful

White:How? This is great! Get in there closer with the camera

(He does)


(We cut back to The Blue Avenger and Robot Fury still “fighting”. The shots are getting harder and harder)

Bassford:Can’t go on long, fading away…

Robot Fury(punching):Robot Fury Robot Fury Robot…Fur…(he stops punching and goes back to his normal position)

Bassford:He has stopped, now to finish my speech. I fight for truth(punches him in the stomach), justice(punches him in face setting his face right up), and all that is blue(his fist gets a blue glow around it and he punches Robot Fury in the jaw sending his head up and extending the neck. He then pushes him over with one finger knocking him over. Timmy Grey appears.) Ah, little Timmy Grey. Here for an interview? Let me just say my iron stomach beat his iron fists.

Grey:Well, no, I just unplugged him

(He shows him a cord)

Bassford:A cord? Well if you unplugged him…then who plugged him in.

(Out of nowhere Torgo walks by)

Torgo:Excuse me please, I have to use the bathroom…

(He exits)

Bassford:Well I guess its irrelevant then.

(A kid enters)

Kid:Wow, Blue Avenger, you kicked his butt!

Bassford:Yes, I did

Kid:Can I have a high-five?

Bassford:Sure

(He goes for the high-five but he misses the kid’s hand and hits him in the head)

Bassford:Oops, umm…well don’t tell Mr. White about this. Hopefully the boy won’t remember this when he wakes up.

Grey:Why would he forget?

Bassford:Because I just confused him. Well anyways, I’m off for who knows who’s in trouble. Good luck on the story Mr. Grey.

(John White enters)

White:What happened? Is he dead?

Grey:Nope, the Blue Avenger won.

White:Blast it! He got away again. Stupid Robot Fury. That madman owes me money.

Grey:Which mad man?

White:Oh, um…nothing. Come on lets get back to the paper. Tomorrow’s headline, “Blue Avenger kills poor innocent Robot”

(We cut to ???’s base where we find Torgo entering and dragging Robot Fury)

???:Why is he like that?

Torgo:The plan didn’t go well, master.

???:Darn, well I got thousands up my sleeve. As long as I live, the Blue Avenger will be living in hell.

(Evil laugh)

Prolude:
Blue Avenger:Kids, today we’ve seen what happens when technology goes haywire. However, for this you should not criticize robots or any kind of machines. For they are the future of our society. If we trust the machines they will trust us and one day we will be living a Jetson paradise. However, if the prophecies from The Terminator come true then in 1997 we will have our Judgment Day and the machines will take over and thus John Connor will be our savior. If not him there is always me…The Blue Avenger. Tune in next week

2 comments:

Tyler H. said...

Sup Joe,

I found your blog. Not sure if there are no comments for a reason but I thought I would say a little about the movie. I loved it man! I know it could have been even more but for what was done I loved it! All aspects looked great. I am also honored to be a part of this movie and thank you for allowing me to play John White in this production. Best of luck in your future films and keep it coming with the Blue Avenger movies!

-Tyler J. Hann

The artist formerly known as Cole said...

I wanna help you write one of these good sir. Overall it was well made and very entertaining. You did an awesome joearb there homestar.